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Excuses to Make when you hit a bad ball
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- After that last shot, I'm just too embarrassed to try and hit the ball.
- I taught myself how to play
- Before the sex change, I was allowed to hit from the red tees.
- I hate this Bermuda grass.
- Damn. s++t, B++++r, f++k …sorry I don't normally swear at the golf course
- Please quit breathing when I swing.
- Didn't you hear that sound in the woods during my swing?
- Ever since I made a hole-in-one, I can't concentrate..... Fore!
- From three hundred yards out it looks like the green sloped away.
- I only play golf for un ...its not about winning.
- Golf isn't fun if it's competitive, so I don't try hard.
- I aimed my shoulder too far left of the target.
- This is the first round I've ever played.
- I only took up golf 2 Months ago
- I thought id use the 5 wood instead of a 9 iron for fun
- I hate these new grips
- My new clubs should arrive soon
- I shouldn't have ate so much breakfast...5 eggs where enough
- I just cant get that last shot off my mind
- I never saw that tree at the side of the lake by the forest
- Did you see that rabbit run out over there...shall I take another shot
- The greens are a lot faster where I come from
- My ball travels a lot further where I live
- The greens at my club are usually a lot slower
- My glove has a small tear in it
- What the hell am I doing wrong here
- Dam, S++t and Blast
- I always hit the ball badly when I play for money
- I bent my chipper whilst trying to push out a dent in my car
- My first shot is always bad
- I always play badly when I tee off first
- I always play badly when I tee off last
- My ex.s brother was a golf pro, if we had stayed together I would have made that putt
- That's strange... my wife's aunties bother in laws uncles grandfather was a golf pro.
- I don't understand it I played off scratch for 20 years.
- I normally only make the 10-footers, the short ones throw me off.
- I broke my pitching wedge last week, this sand wedge is giving me too much loft.
- I'm not wearing my lucky golf top.
- I'm only playing for the charity.
- I'm out of tees, but I have loads at home.
- I'm pulling my club back too fast.
- I'm tired because I usually never walk.
- Its to hot to play
- Its to wet to play
- Its to cold to play
- Its to windy to play
- The lack of trees here is confusing me
- Im not used to playing on such wide fairways
- The beer cart girl has gone home...Im getting nervous now
- That's weird I played this course last week and made 7 pars on the trot
- I usually get around this course 10 over par
- Last week I played brilliantly on this course.
And so on ...we golfers do come out with an amazing amount of dribble when we miss hit a shot, my advice
is when you have just played a bad shot...stair at where you hit the ball, remain passive and calm and simply say..
NOTHING that will really spook your playing partners
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